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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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