Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park
QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden