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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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