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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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