Vegan Dentist

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com