Vegan Brownies

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega