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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso