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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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