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U.S. Millionaires

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U.S. Millionaires thanks to Jim Serritella

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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