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The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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