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U.S. Millionaires

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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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