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U.S. Millionaires

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U.S. Millionaires thanks to Jim Serritella

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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