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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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