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Upended Water Buffalo

Hiding downstream from Serengeti predators

Upended Water Buffalo thanks to Keith Blake

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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