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My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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