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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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