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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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