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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell


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