Turn Your Clocks Back

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama