Trip To The Emergency Room
Equestrian target practice recommended only for fixed-mount riders
Mary Lou would soon be closer to the wounded bear
QuotaBillsNag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com