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Trip To The Emergency Room

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Trip To The Emergency Room thanks to Jim Serritella

Mary Lou would soon be closer to the wounded bear

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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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