Trillion Dollar Man

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson