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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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