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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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