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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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