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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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