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Didgeridoo (also known as didjeridu, or digideroo to Americans) - a wind instrument developed by Indigenous Australians of northern Australia

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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