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Didgeridoo (also known as didjeridu, or digideroo to Americans) - a wind instrument developed by Indigenous Australians of northern Australia

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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