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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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