Triathlete with a Drinking Problem
Looking for the best energy drink
QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson