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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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