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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one loves, one does not calculate. - Saint Therese of Lisieux

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Tell a relevant, targeted, transparent story, and the whole world will share it. - Randall Lane

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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