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When one loves, one does not calculate. - Saint Therese of Lisieux

We need silence to be able to touch souls. - Mother Teresa

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. - Judy Blume

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Tell a relevant, targeted, transparent story, and the whole world will share it. - Randall Lane

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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