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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. - Judy Blume

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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