Trampolining Competition

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Excuses interest no one except the competition. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster