Trampolining Competition

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The more one judges, the less one loves. - Honore de Balzac

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Excuses interest no one except the competition. - Unknown

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott