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Trampolining Competition

How British pubs attract elderly patrons

Trampolining Competition thanks to Roy Turkington

Judges needed for the women’s trampolining competition

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Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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