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Trampolining Competition

How British pubs attract elderly patrons

Trampolining Competition thanks to Roy Turkington

Judges needed for the women’s trampolining competition

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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