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Tornado Spout

Hurricane funnel awaits Florida residents

Tornado Spout thanks to Allison Walmsley

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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