Arborist (or arboriculturist) - a professional in the practice of arboriculture - the cultivation, management, and study of individual trees, shrubs, vines, and other perennial woody plants
QuotaBillsEvery man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin