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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

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Wannabe Horse Follower

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias


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