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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias


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