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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

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