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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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