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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Tenure: The number following nineure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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