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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Take the chick and the hen will follow you. - Proverb

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich


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