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Wannabe Horse Follower

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias


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