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Three's A Crowd

Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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