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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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