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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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