This Cracks Me Up

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown