This Cracks Me Up

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams