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When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Wise Crack: A comedian with a PHD - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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