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This Cracks Me Up

When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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