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When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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