This Cracks Me Up

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold