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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything. - Aesop

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

California: A fine place to live if you happen to be an orange - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. - Henry Miller

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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