Thirst Place
The thirst is real
QuotaBillsTo finish first, you must first finish. - Rick Mears
There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills
Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey
Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg
Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben
Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams
The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey
The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid
First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal
Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong
Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
The world has shown me what it has to offer. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - Arlo Guthrie
The world is a better place as a result of Michelangelo’s not having said, "I don't do ceilings." - Edward McCabe
You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown
I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain
If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin