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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Let him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself. - Thomas Carlyle

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler