The Working Man

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan