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The Working Man

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?

The Working Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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