The Working Man
Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?
QuotaBillsGentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon
A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire
Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown
Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard
Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen
When one has a great deal to put into it, a day has a hundred pockets. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard
It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy
Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash
The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer