The Working Man

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers