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The Working Man

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?

The Working Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

When one has a great deal to put into it, a day has a hundred pockets. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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