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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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