The Original Smart Phone

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com