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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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