The Original Smart Phone

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda