The Original Smart Phone

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown