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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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