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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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