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The Mighty Stegosaurus

How animals camouflage - the ultimate disappearing act

The Mighty Stegosaurus thanks to Keith Blake

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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston


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