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The Goose Whisperer

Road crossing for a group of geese

The Goose Whisperer thanks to Keith Blake

What is a group of geese called? A group of geese on land is called a gaggle; in flight, it becomes a skein, team, or wedge of geese.

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it. - Unknown

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Opportunities don't knock, they whisper. So shut up and listen. - Thomas Leonard

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Three hundred years of humiliation, abuse and deprivation cannot be expected to find voice in a whisper. - Martin Luther King Jr

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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