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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

One setback is one setback. It is not the end of the world. - Jillian Michaels

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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