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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

One setback is one setback. It is not the end of the world. - Jillian Michaels

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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