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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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