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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. - Margaret Thatcher

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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