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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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