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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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