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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

In all things that you do, consider the end. - Solon

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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