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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Begin with the end in mind. - Stephen Covey

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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