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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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