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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

One setback is one setback. It is not the end of the world. - Jillian Michaels

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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