The Dark Side of Christmas
AT-AT Walkers on the prowl
Standing over 20 meters tall with blast-impervious armor plating, the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT Walker) is a four-legged transport and combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces who specialize in surprise Christmas attacks
QuotaBillsNow, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl