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That's My Bed

Some dog beds are not to be shared

That's My Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Give your dog a good night's rest with a heated dog bed

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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