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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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