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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible


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