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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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