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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

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The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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