Texas Basketball

Basketball: Dribbling rivalry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze