Texas Basketball
When you need to shoot hoops on the farm
NBA Basketball courts Texas-style running shoes
QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos
When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain
We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan