QuotaBillsTacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso