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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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