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Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

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