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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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