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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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