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Canadian Conversion: 10 Miles = 16.09344 Kilometers

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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