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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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