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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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