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When your mind is thinking about the next holiday

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

He hath no leisure who useth it not. - George Herbert

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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