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When your mind is thinking about the next holiday

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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