Swing By The Beach

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The busier we are, the more leisure we have. - William Hazlitt

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray