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When your mind is thinking about the next holiday

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

The busier we are, the more leisure we have. - William Hazlitt

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo