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Suspended Bedroom

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Suspended Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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