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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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