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Surprise Announcement

How to take the wind out of one's sail

Surprise Announcement thanks to Mike King

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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