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Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. - Peter S Beagle

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell


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