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Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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