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Superior Church

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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

Information is not knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The truth, but not the whole truth. - Baltasar Gracian

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge. - Kahili Gibran

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Ya wanna known the truth? I voted for Reegan. - Archie Bunker

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

To know a truth well, one must have fought it out. - Novalis

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

The closer you are to the truth, the more silent you become inside. - Naval Ravikant

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

Socialist Job

Graveyard Sundae

Portable Dog Carriers

No More Arguing

Transformers Garage

Soccer Ball Building

Country Office

Lord Of The Rinse

Introvert Soap

No Drowning

Window View

Vanishing Underwater Roller Coaster

Simple Surgery


Fried Eggs - Military Style

Tourist Baggage

Amish Sailboat

Aging Cyclist

Best Tea Cup

Shoddy Goaltending - Not

Roller Derby Princess

Redneck Hotter Tub

Walk The Line

Sidewalk Jammies