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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot. - Alexander Pope

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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