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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

The truth hurts, but silence kills. - Mark Twain

Do the truth quietly without display. - Brennan Manning

The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence. - Henri F Amiel

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance. - Confucius

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born


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