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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it. - Sudie Back

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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