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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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