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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot. - Alexander Pope

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge. - Peter F Drucker

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest - but the myth - persistent, persuasive and unrealistic. - John F Kennedy

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco


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