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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior. - William Collins

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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