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Studley Tool Chest

Hand forged custom made tools for serious wood workers

Studley Tool Chest thanks to Howard Chapman

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Buzz Saw: A honey of a tool. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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