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Stop, You're Under A Rest!

Music theory for stick people

Stop, You're Under A Rest! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When a quarter note rest could be your downfall

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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