Stop-tional Sign
New Brunswick road sign humour
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope
Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon
The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller
Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers
You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker
If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com