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Stop-tional Sign

New Brunswick road sign humour

Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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