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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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