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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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Cat Chess

Happy Periods

Stuffed Owl

Lego Brick

Wedding Games

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Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

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