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Stoned In The Garden

Grounds for Sculpture

Stoned In The Garden thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Caught in never-ending comtemplation

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


Scenic View

Racewagon

Water Skier A-Head Of His Time

Owlympics Ice Skating

Shining Armor Knight

Smile For The Day

British Hairways

Cross Inspector

Morning Saving Time

Kangaroo On Ice

Life's Choices

Olympic Torch Bearers

Lethal Weapon

Cell Shaver

Getting Goosed

No Swimming

Drift Racing

Alligators vs. Crocodiles

Cure for Internet Addiction

Seal LOL

Keyboard Seating

Illusive Dice

Cockroach Cancer

Time Management