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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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