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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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