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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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