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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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