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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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