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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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