Stealing A Bass

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France