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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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