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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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