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Steak Sale

Grocery store fires cashier - calls it a 'Miss-Steak'

Steak Sale thanks to Keith Blake

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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