#1 humor site on the 'net

Steak Sale

Grocery store fires cashier - calls it a 'Miss-Steak'

Steak Sale thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

Warm Them Up

Nautical Sense of Humour

Vegan Brownies

Worst Action Photographer

New Ghost Rider

Paint Ladder

Sidewalk Malt Melt

Redneck Post Support

Indiana Jeans

First Performance

Puzzle Makers

Fishing Dog

Twins' First Piano Lesson

Black Sheep Friday

Black Friday Scam

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Aussie Gazpacho

Too Much Turkey

Best Friend Theft

Baconurkey

Biggest Turkeys