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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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