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Standing Guard

Unfortunately Boris was assigned to night watch that evening

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Post-Halloween watch at the graveyard

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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