QuotaBillsThe French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock