QuotaBillsTacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso