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Squirmy Jelly Worms

Preparing the main dinner course for kids

Squirmy Jelly Worms thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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