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Spit Priorities

Choose your spit spots carefully in Yunnan Province, China

Spit Priorities thanks to Roy Turkington

Etiquette - a code of behavior that delineates expectations for social behaviour according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group... some exceptions in China. Does this sign apply to baseball players in North America?

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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