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Spit Priorities

Choose your spit spots carefully in Yunnan Province, China

Spit Priorities thanks to Roy Turkington

Etiquette - a code of behavior that delineates expectations for social behaviour according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group... some exceptions in China. Does this sign apply to baseball players in North America?

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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