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Spit Priorities

Choose your spit spots carefully in Yunnan Province, China

Spit Priorities thanks to Roy Turkington

Etiquette - a code of behavior that delineates expectations for social behaviour according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group... some exceptions in China. Does this sign apply to baseball players in North America?

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For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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