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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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