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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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